Five-year-old Christopher Brown declared the chocolate bar he was eating to be his favourite ever, claiming he would never change his mind about it as long as he lived.
When pressed by his mother that he had said yesterday that a different kind of candy bar was his absolute favourite, he responded by saying, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. That one is definitely my favourite, i just don't like as much as this one," he said from his booster seat in the backseat of the family's minivan.
As the conversation continued, Christopher's mother said he changed his mind at least 20 times in the next five minutes as she mentioned the different brands that he usually enjoyed. "He said they were all his favourite," she confided to a friend later, "Honestly, I'm not even convinced he even knows what the word means anymore. How will he ever get into college with that kind of a lackluster grasp of the English language?"
Comments as to the veracity of Christopher's mothers' views on his ability to enter college based on this event have gone unanswered by Harvard University's admission department. We will update the story if they ever stop laughing at the question long enough to talk.